He didn’t know America had mountains.

It’s not your “gf” if you’re paying actual cash for it.

You people have some weird hangups.

6 dudes with no water for a week would be pretty easy to take on.

Seems like Guinea could set up some sort of diversion to the sea within their own territory and then hold all the water hostage over the other countries.

You know, if they were run by Nestle or something.

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Wow that’s very forward of you.

Those are probably all for him. 34…

That marriage is DOOMED.

I’m hard of hearing as well. Good times.

Franky, I think his laser eyes plus a regular mop would have been less damaging to the floor if he HAD to use some power. Now there’s going to be spiral shaped scrapes everywhere that need to be buffed out.

So inconsiderate. He’s SUCH a showoff. We get it, you have more powers than every other super hero put together. That doesn’t make you interesting, that means your writers weren’t skilled enough to make you interesting with anything less than all of the powers.

A real custodian would tell you that this is not the correct procedure for sticky syrup.

They probably had an agreement to do something funny at each others funeral, whoever survived the other. Mission complete.

Shooting an armed combatant in the back is dishonorable. This is deplorable on a much deeper level. If hell exists, which it very much does not, but if it does, these fucks have reserved shackles waiting for them.