“Be the lobster you wish you see in this ocean”

So my takeaway from this is that if I had an enormous tail implanted for counterbalance, I could also have my arms shortened in an act of extreme body modification.

(But seriously, that was super interesting. Thanks for posting.)

Is there an evolutionary explanation for why they had short arms? I was being rather flippant, but this is actually fascinating.

I keep waiting for the discovery that they’ve got the wrong arms for this thing

• Does not discriminate based on race, ethnicity, gender, ability, language, sexual identity, body size, or national origin

• Does not imprison immigrants and refugees

• Does not send arms to genocidal ethnostates

• Does not believe in cops

• Just eats and does no harm

• Doesn’t use violence unless provoked

Mooove over, Rs and Ds, we’ve found the ideal candidate!

What a proud mama! I hope she gets lots of cow treats