What isn’t considered a dry lunch? Soup? The sandwiches certainly weren’t dripping, but they weren’t dry, either.

To be clear, any fix to the system will take years, if not decades, to actually matter. So pushing against UBI is literally demanding that people suck it up and die while you wait in comfort for your proposed utopia.

We rightfully don’t accept casual consumption of cocaine or heroin around children.

Disingenuous bullshit - there is no such thing as “casual consumption of heroin.” You can’t use heroin without getting high, but you can absolutely drink alcohol without getting drunk.

They’ll do it and then they’ll be like the normal kind of fry everyone else has.

No, no they won’t be. They’ll be fine if you order this way, but it’s still a very different fry - no freezing really changes the way it cooks.