Karyoplasma

That looks like a bread bowl with tomato soup. I would eat it, but I would not call it a pizza.

Edit: I swear I replied from my inbox without looking at the other comments and based on the second pic you posted, I’d say it looks like a quiche lorraine, but with tomato sauce instead of bacon and onions.

If the diameter is not at least 40cm, it’s not a pizza for me.

It’s ok, pythons are not venomous since they are constrictors.

So I ask the jury: are these the actions of a guy that really had ALL he can eat?

“Hillbilly” anstatt Bauernjunge oder dem guten, zangendeutschen Hügelfritzchen zu verwenden ruiniert dieses Michmich leider.

still have a mosquito in my bedroom. little asshole hides when i turn on the light to smack it and it senses when i’m about to just fall asleep and that’s when it attacks.

fuck, i hate mosquitoes.

Yes, it’s @elonmusk