If Bruce Wayne was real I would hope that he got shot in the face while beating up the poors and his wealth confiscated in a 100% estate tax.

…Jerussy

I have a mole on my ass that looks kind of like a heart

I live near a primary school and there are multiple “YES ALL MEN” slogans written on the walls right next door. I wonder what those boys will think about their place in the world when this is what the walls are yelling at them.

The only thing you can be absolutely sure of as a liberal white male is that no one likes you or wants to hear from you.

The fact that you said fortnight implies that you don’t truly understand the animus of rural america

I have been rewatching some franchise media that got bad receptions (new star trek movies, matrix reloaded, The Phantom Menace) and I have been feeling a lot more charitable to these works than I was the first time.

In this spirit I watched The Hobbit again and it is truly awful.

There is a lot of ambiguity here and I think that was what Larson found funny.

These two hard-bitten cowfolk are out in the middle of nowhere, clearly no-one around but each other. It is obvious that the sleeping cowboy placed the mint…but why?

The contrast between the rough environment and the tender act if mint placing is already kind of funny. Your mind then starts to try to complete the story. Was this a romantic gesture? Or maybe it was something more sinister. A reference to past misdeeds thought forgotten?

Larson loved ambiance and sometimes used it in place of a punchline.