They say being rich just buys you space.
You’ll never be in a restaurant with tables that are too close together
You’ll never be on an aeroplane with the seats too close together
You’ll never have a cluttered house
Your seats at the theatre are a box
Etc etc
Basically, money keeps you away from other people
A guy was walking through a graveyard and sees another guy squatting near a gravestone.
First guy says “Morning”
Second guy says, “No I’m just havin a shite”