YES

It’s supposed to be as if Jordan Peterson is saying it.

It’s intentionally wack.

If you give rodents WD-40 they can lube up your machinery as they scurry around.

Bologna pony is excellent. Thank you this, truly.

Hardly a defense for grovelling.

Gotcha even better lol.

This is amazing. Why is the cord wrapped through the wheel tho?

I think they’d be connected inside so if you stuck something in one far enough it’d come out the other. The Alpha and Omega of anal.

Truly a parable of hubris.

Well she’s dead now unfortunately.

Naw, egg is just a selfish lover.

So the egg really did come first.

Isn’t there a character limit on shitter?

Sighs, and begrudgingly resets a counter labeled, “Days Since I’ve thought about Martin Shkreli.” Then, I place my head in my hands and begin to weep.

Splinters I’d reckon.

Literally pooping right now. ♥️