If you hadn’t lied they would have burned you at the steak

I have the same with these fake brands they’ll use in TV and movies. Oh yes, have a bowl of Colonel Crunch before going to McBurgerTown

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

“Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff”

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

The government used to provide people with free LSD? God, I really was born in the wrong time period

But he did have two sisters, which makes this post a lot weirder

Nah, it’s just acorn season