In my last game one of my players got a seemingly dubious treasure - an apron. He later found out it was The Apron of Deliciousness (based on Delicious in Dungeon). He could make monsters and other seemingly non-food items into delicious meals. At one point while trapped in a cave he kept everyone alive with spiderweb soup. queue the horn sound
Cat 1 - “The Sheriff” is looking out the big window in the living room to see what’s going on in the ‘hood this morning.
Cat 2 - “The Lover” made biscuits on my arm because I’m still in bed. He is now sleeping on my feet.
Cat 3 - “The Antique Cat” - currently howling into the heater vent so the heat will turn back on.