Cyrus Draegur

Feels like a metaphor for Gen Z at large tbh

…AND MY AXE!

The same guy who deliberately messed with the vending machine will also intentionally misplace the delivery of the skull gun aug module, smh.

Steam implies water! What if we used some OTHER phase-change working fluid? :D

||(No idea what, though. my question is implied with a playful tone and is at least 50% facetious; any actual discussion that might result would be little more than a pleasant coincidence)||

“what if fire… But… MOAR”

Needs euthanization

it’s an illustration of what it’s like to have a conservative “friend” whose disagreement with you is your right to exist.

and as awful as trump is, he wasn’t even the worst part of his campaign or his administration. Metaphorically speaking, America voted a rabid feral jackal, but what’s really gonna fuck us are the fleas hiding in its mangy, matted, filthy coat and the parasites teeming in its guts.

1. Tim Walz.

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That’s about it. Looks like I only needed one finger. Dang.

As a polock… e x c u s e m e w h a t t h e f u c k

When you wanna make the funeral home’s crematorium really WORK for it.

i like a mutual relationship where neither of us take it in the ass

Bullshit. ISO 8601 IS THE SUPERIOR DATE STANDARD
Tomorrow is 2024-08-30. DEAL WITH IT.

wow that rig’s specs are aggressively mid.