Worked for a guy who treated us like shit, human bungee cords on trucks and fork lifts, paid under tge table for overtime, minimum wage if we were not at the clients house. Still in business today.

My father, who was generally a very jovial man and pretty fun, once threatened to beat me with a shovel because I wanted to take a break to rest.

He died of brain cancer about two years ago and I often wonder how long it was growing.

I mean, you got like a 85% chance that anyone giving you software advice is, closer to 98% for hardware advice.

“Under certain consitions”? Yeah it hurts for both of these people to move, but only one COUNTS! Jfc

Honestly, driving a car. The average driver breaks a traffic law like every 6 seconds or something wild.

"“The decision to close a store is never easy,” company officials said in a statement. “The simplest explanation is that collectively our Chicago stores have not been profitable since we opened the first one nearly 17 years ago.”

The stores lose tens of millions of dollars a year, according to the company, a figure that nearly doubled in the last five years despite numerous strategies to boost performance, including building smaller stores, offering local products and building a Walmart Academy training center."

https://news.wttw.com/2023/04/12/walmart-closing-4-chicago-stores-company-says-losses-have-doubled-last-5-years

Doesn’t sound like theft was ever the problem here according to them?

But that isn’t how comics are read, but it does make sense.

That Walmart CLAIMED were closed for high theft.

Probably leave religion in the past, recognize the oligarchy as the source of most of our woes, legislate for a maximum income, laws to make home ownership by companies illegal, begin providing universal basic income, stop caring about the boarder and just let people in, decriminalize drugs and prostitution, criminalize bribes to politicians, break up the obvious monopolies, nationalize internet access, expand voter access and encourage everyone to vote, release prisoners from prison for non-violent offenses, close private prisons and reform tge whole court system, structure fines for laws broken as a percentage of income making them a deterent even for tge wealthy, ties minimum wage to inflation or tge gdp in some way so it can keep up without further legislation, open a new department that is not police to handle most calls more ethically, cap income within a company so no one can make more than X times more than any other employee of the company, simplify tge tax codes to close most loopholes, empower tge IRS to send citizens a bill instead of paying turbo tax, prevent civil forfeture, remove state ability to fine individuals without an income for not paying fees, expand disability benefits so you can have more than $3k in liquid assets and still get benefits, and so on.

These were all just off the top of my head.

Is this missing a panel or am I having a stroke?

Odd that they bring up the Charles Dickins story, when litteral Christmas was about knocking on the doors of rich people and beating the fuck out of them if they didn’t provide enough money or drink, then getting drunk together in the town square or the rich peoples houses.

Working isn’t the only way to amass capital either. In fact, it is surely the slowest method.

It takes education, you can work your whole life at being a pro golfer, but if you never receive guidance, you will not reach your potential.

…that sounds to me like “survive the fall” more than “survive the week”

It is very simple. When you are worried about yourself and your own actions that is normal. When you are concerned about what others choose, that is conservatism.

Whhhhat? The church dealt with all of that Yeats ago! /s

I’m so tired.

Yikes. The context does not help.

Yeah drone stike kills went up something like 1300% under him.

Fucker plans to kill millions while having criminal charges he would have likely been convicted on. Becomes president elect, charges dropped.

Laws were never meant to be applied to rich people. It’s so fucking gross.