First of all you’re insane, secondly I love you

Rotting somebody’s brain probably isn’t free, that screenshot is the payment.

Ich weiß so viel!! Ich bin nicht dumm!!! (Eines schönes Tag, Freund)

You know what’s funny? I am not German, I don’t even speak German.

Source?

I think I am gonna block him now

What’s the point of mango??? Rot my brain pllss

That’s what I am saying! Everybody’s sulking cuz of bad grades, while I am going “We win these!!!” The gal I am crushing on has been so afraid that she hasn’t even checked…

Stage 4 gastric cancer!! 🎉🎉🥳

He could easily save 3600 if he just burned the lawsuit files