This reminds me of my mate in primary school answering the fox, chicken, and grain river puzzle by saying “they should all cross on jet skis.”

Break her brainstem.

Break her kneecaps.

They literally have a ‘cease to exist’ pit.

Eating cobs as dry as Thatcher’s gash will do that to you.

My wife hates the winter shorts I wear around the house.

There are plenty of gorilla women on Fur Affinity.

He financed that with a huge grant.

I want a keyboard that is just one main key with 100 or so modifier keys surrounding it.

You’ve got an ‘S’ key, so that’s enough.

Average panto bathroom.

More a point that there wouldn’t be too much a driver could do anyway, assuming the kid just wandered out. The original context is that the YouTuber was going something like 95 on a 35 road. I agree we don’t really need monster roads everywhere.

Edit: Lol the road even straight up had ‘watch for children’ signs. Fucking idiot.

TBF that child appears to be jaywalking on a freeway.

I have that painting up in my hallway. It’s the first thing you see when you enter through the front door.

Lesbian plugs:

“Only Apple users can make reservations here.”

Also, I’m not sure what a video call would achieve. Surely that’s less efficient for them?

I think we have the same mod installed.

All of my nipple hairs are like 3-4 inches long.

Moe.

Jokes on you, I already work in an Amazon warehouse.