That’s okay. The GF actually stands for gayfriend.

Microwave for water?! I am going to spontaneously combust with rage, and you can use the heat to boil the water for your tea properly! 😡🥵🔥☕👍🏽 🇬🇧

It’s obvious. A sealion in a hat!

(I hope at least one person gets the reference)

It’s not even innuendo, it’s just overt! “That’s what s/he said” comes up every five minutes!

Just change the tense to present and see if it makes sense.

Run it pass ❎

Run it past ✅

Past :)

Passed is the past participle of pass, ie a verb. Umm… Sorry if that second “past” just confused you more.

Yep. Just watch any of Thunderfoot’s musk videos and you’ll see that clip featured at least once.

My therapist actually has blue hair though…

Well, I mean, I didn’t do it on purpose. I prefer to go somewhere private if I need a good cry, but when that’s not an option, if I gotta let it out, I’m gonna let it out. I care less about strangers seeing me cry than people I know.

My android 6 tablet and my android 13 phone both do it when I have earphones in.

You can get away with it in London. Source: experience.

You can cry on the tube and the bus, and the rule of “don’t make eye contact” means everyone just leaves you the heck alone and lets you get on with it it peace. I’ve twice cried while serving customers (after being bullied by a manager, two different jobs) and customers just try to get out of there. They might look at you a bit concerned but they mostly mind their own business.

What about blue whales?

I knew, even as I wrote it, that a trolleybus was beneath their contempt.

I used to buy mealworm for the garden birds, and I can confirm this warning is needed. I used to get told off by one bird if I took too long giving him his worms.

Here he is:

What if all the passengers were billionaires?

What you guys doing over there? Ours are just itemised lists, payment method, and the transaction details etc. And usually a “how did we do” link.

I thought Luke and Nellith were meant to team up to fight Vader? And that the original was meant to span over about 8 episodes (ROTJ was meant to be just about the rescue of Han) but then Lucas went through the divorce and just wanted to wrap the series up, so he retconned Leia to be the sister.

I wish we could have had the “Luke searches for and trains his sister” arc.

I can tolerate Mariah, the one I can’t stand is the band aid one, patronising crap. Every damn year I gotta put up with those muppets telling me how nothing ever grows in Africa. Dammit, now I have it in my head!