HR just sat me down, together with the CEO, the writer, the artist, the social media manager, the coffee lady and the janitorial staff of CustardFist inc. (a.k.a. my appartement) and I all agreed that this comic hit the right level of raunchiness to stir up the much needed engagement.

Then I all patted each other on the back and went my separate ways. What an eventful day this was. 😌

Boy, are they in for a surprise. 😏

Maybe you’re a weirdo, like me. 🤪😉

Haha. 🤣

If you like it, you like it. 🫲😙
😌🫱 If you don’t like it, you don’t like it.

Thanks. ☺️ I’m considering getting tested (or whatever it’s called) for ADHD. My brain is all over the place. 😬

Hmmm. This should shave off a few minutes of your day. 😀

What a vicious circle. 😉

“Ffffffffffhonk!”

In bed, I listen to podcasts of people talking about shitty movies. It drowns out the “party” in my head.

Oof. 😮‍💨

Dayum! That’s even worse than my joke. 😅

Me too. 😂

You are correct, @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works. 😎👍

How the hell am I supposed to make absurd jokes, when reality is even more absurd. 🫲 😩 🫱