This wasn’t a problem for me back when I had long hair but recently I was growing a wicked long mustache that was half way down my chin. The peanut butter getting all up in it every morning after my toast was getting annoying so I chopped it off.

“Citing anonymous sources (They made it up) from the country’s Interior Ministry – the department which oversees law enforcement – Latvia-based independent Russian-language news outlet Meduza…”

“In 2014, Galina Timchenko was fired from her job as chief editor at Lenta.ru by oligarch Alexander Mamut, a supporter of Vladimir Putin, after she had interviewed Right Sector leader Dmytro Yarosh. She launched the new webpage Meduza on 25 October” -Wikipedia

So a banderite sympathiser is making unbacked accusations about Russia? That’s not news.

an external influence? You mean it wasn’t all my cutting witty remarks passing through the cable that cut it up from the inside? It wasn’t spontaneous combustion? it wasn’t a case of Kennedy’s head undersea cable just did that?

Nope I don’t believe it. I refuse to live in a world where 2m wide fiber optic cables don’t cut themselves for no reason.