That’s what happens when people stumble across that website called GitHub, get hooked and now have unrealistic expectations for the real git.

“I just installed Git for Windows. Where is the drag-to-upload box?”

— A statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged

Real git involves a lot of sweat, requires you to clean up any mess you make, and communicate with any partners about their preferred techniques instead of rawdogging it and waiting for issues. The pushing and pulling will come naturally but you need to know how and when to release, and be clear about how you wish to commit. People might judge you for using the word “master” but it should be alright in private.

Still avoids Scunthorpe. There is no good reason to visit Scunthorpe.

My CPU lasted longer than the sticker (it’s a laptop)

Congratulations, you triggered a filter search…

Antigua and Barbuda
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Cabo Verde
Cambodia
Canada
Chad
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Cote d’Ivoire
Denmark
Djibouti
Dominica
Dominican Republic
El Salvador
⋮

This happens so often I instinctively press ⌫, C, Z when I see this specific list.

“What do you mean you can’t play games with it, son? When I had this in high school, I got invited to every LAN party and got free drinks.”

Scrolling through 200 items is easier on a phone than a desktop without PgUp/PgDn.

Or (A)llemagne, (N)iemcy, (T)yskland, (S)aksa, (V)asija (you won’t encounter the last two unless you use a website in Finnish or Estonian, however the first three are used in numerous countries including Germany’s neighbors).
The lists are occasionally auto-translated, sometimes I see “🇹🇷 Truthahn”.

I imagine the Australian embassy in Vienna already has forms to handle the situation, and so does the Austrian one in Canberra.

…or 38.4 m more than you

It’s ambiguous. Either above-average male height (by Japanese standards) or 23 times that.

Google Deepl’s translation of the text in the first pic:

Cat with magical powers

Motif: “Nekozuka,” a tourist attraction in Omaezaki City

A member of the 1st Nyanya Police Force. He is currently stationed at the base because he wants to play with the radar dome.

• He is 176 cm tall, or 40 m. He is good at sports, but not good in water.

• He is a male.

The second pic:

Sign:

Do not touch

✔️ Line up to take a picture
❌ Delay
❌ Ambiguous items (e.g. model guns)
❌ Touch the staff

Speech bubble

Welcome to KEMOKET!
Welcome to Kemoket!

Text underneath

Self-Defense Recruitment

https://www.mod.go.jp/gsdf/jieikanbosyu/index.html

^{Air Self-Defense Force Omaezaki-chi Kouyatskree - “Omaneko”}

Let’s just anthropomorphize the animals then

Who’s Jane? This is Fedora the Explainer.

Europe’s regulations are strict and robust. However, the German Greens convinced lots of people that they aren’t enough.

G can be mapped after boot (usually to removable drives)

Jesus Christ…

We’re trans-friendly here, you can come out

Edit: I interpreted the two pics as a two-panel progression

The dates are stamped in so I would trust it

Who’s that?

You can taste it right now just by licking it…

Make sure it’s not been freezing the night before.