He used to have one too

Isn’t this an actual proper use of the POV format though?

Was Alf actually a good show, or was it just a product of its time?

Also, was Alf a sexual predator?

This is the Skyrim of humor

Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

I like how you can tell where some asshole rode on the grass instead of the road.

Thanks for updating it.

Thank you.

Low quality ass jpegs in 2024 should be a war crime.

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.

She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.