This might be controversial, but at some point just buy a decent repro on AliExpress.

I have a chest freezer in my garage full of bananas that begs to differ.

Did his level best

Know your customer. Legal requirement on financial institutions to retain certain customer information and red flag suspicious behaviour.

If only she hadn’t bought that drum kit.

I thought so too, then I discovered lego

Fuck it, I just use sudo and live with the consequences.

Linux, the answer is obviously Linux.

A Polish colleague of mine once accidentally picked Czech in an online work training exercise and then spent the next 30 minutes giggling to himself. I asked him afterwards what was up “Czech sounds like baby talk”