I don’t do that any more, and stop calling me Stubby.

Good enough for me, I’m easy.

Hey, I’m 2 out of 3!

This got me weirdly thinking about what would be the perfect size and whether they could genetically select for that, then I realized I was thinking way too much about a web comic and should just go see if there is a porn version of Gattaca.

This sign is bullshit, I accidentally put my prostate massager in my butt all the time, sometimes twice in one day.