i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

OG modem handshake noise

nope. wear a button down shirt and tie most of the time.

the person that lives across the street from me (i dont really know them; i have seen them outside ~2-3 times in 9-ish years) waved once and yelled “Hi, Lord Darkness!”

that was a bit odd. i guess i am tim curry from legend to my neighbors.

as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.

improvements over the competition are black and white… and a little yellow.

he knew it was over before it began.

their insurance carrier was United Health.

my parents are too religious for me to have children. i will not bring a child into this world while religion is forced on anyone. i will not be having children (married; 40 years old)

honestly, i think anakin should be getting the chankla.

i only need 1: Raining Tacos by Perry Gripp.