AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•I had a neighbour friend who was not a mortician but embalmed his own wife.English
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13 days agoI’m, in fact, not a horse. I only pretend to be one on the Internet.
I’m, in fact, not a horse. I only pretend to be one on the Internet.
Mold. So. Much. Mold.
Look. I-- I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house”
Here’s mine (sorry it took so long, I’m shy)