• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    TODAY: The dam has never been more profitable, now that we’ve fired all the folks with their fingers in the little cracks.

    THIS TIME NEXT YEAR: Oh no! The dam has failed! Please help us, we need bailouts!

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      10 months ago

      “If only we had workers that cared! It’s all their fault for not wanting to go the extra mile!”