The whole middle row looks cool as fuck
Yeah uh, that wasn’t a good anti smoking ad.
That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.
Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I’ve ever seen.
Hopefully they are at least teenagers. Childhood is too early for cigarettes these days
Which smoking animal do you feel like today?
Smoking chicken here
I am absolutely the bunny. Because I’m moisturized and just had my hair done, but I’m also completely done.
Frog
The frog looks cool af
wdym he was vice president!
It is not natural for animals to smoke. And it reminds you that it not natural for humans either
It’s not natural to use condoms or vaccines either, but that’d be a stupid reasoning for not using them.
Its totally natural to drive a car, tho /s
Websites also grow on trees, that is why they have pages
Fuck. I guess out of the three I’ll keep smoking but stop using condoms and vaccines to compensate.
On the ape it looks cool, though.
But that goose just looks silly.
Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.
“[Silly], how?”
Sadly it does look cool 😮💨
Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he’s ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend’s parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.
That’s the face of a philosopher.
I thought that’s what I said. 😉
Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude’s spittin Bukowski all on his own.
Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam
LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!
Motherfucker looks like bukowski
This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.
That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.
Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.
This is the closest I’ve ever come to smoking.
When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.
He didn’t really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn’t “cool”. I was a dork.
he got a marlboro sponsorship
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Weirdest DND alignment chart.
Wish.com DK rockin the stogey, my man
He predates Rare’s DK by 4 years. Guess DK’s a ripoff of him!
I’d say he went on the patch, but they couldn’t really patch games back then…
The chimp, frog, and maybe the rabbit ironically looks cool ngl
Just look at these losers.
Fuck I want a cigarette now.
God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.
Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.
Man there is so much smoke-copium in this thread, it annoys me to no end.
People shouldn’t be allowed to smoke in public and they should be forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.
In many countries that have socialised healthcare smokers on average contribute 2 to 3 times what their healthcare costs the government in taxes on cigarettes alone over their lifetime. So I mean… you’re welcome.
Healthcare shouldn’t be conditional, it should be free at the point of use, no exceptions. You start drawing lines, you’re only gonna cause harm
They are causing harm, willingly, to them selves, is not a psychiatric disorder or anything, but they, in they right mind, decide to fuck them selves because is cool apparently.
Why the rest of society should enable it?
If you think that chimp doesn’t look cool as hell you’re lying
Why would it be?
I’m mostly joking, but myself and many others legitimately think that chimp looks cool af. I don’t smoke anymore, and I recognize that it’s awful and uncool, but I still think that the cigarette makes the chimp look awesome. I can’t explain why though. Social conditioning maybe?
Social conditioning must be the right answer, I think that for me, the animals actually do look silly.
Liar! Jk, your experience is valid- ty for sharing your perspective
Yeah the only problem is it’s a before pic with no after pic.
Totally fair, but the only ‘copium’ I see in this thread is people pointing out how cool some of the animals look, which is funny because that’s the opposite of the intention. I assume most of the people making such comments are well aware how awful smoking is
Haha addiction is easy lmao fuck em as much as possible
so… their healthcare should follow the American system?
But without insurance.
they pay for insurance… what the insurance company doesn’t know can’t hurt it.
forced to pay for the cost of their own healthcare if they develop any disease that has even a minimal chance of being related to smoking.
Fun fact: smokers on average die much younger than non-smokers, and so end up being cheaper over a lifetime vs. the amount they pay into the system than non-smokers.
So the next time you see a smoker who’s on the same health plan as you, you can thank them, knowing their self-inflicted early demise will likely end up lowering costs on your plan.
Even more fun fact - same with the obese: a heart attack or stroke at 45 is way cheaper than paying for all the end-of-life healthcare healthier people are more likely to get in their 60s-70s when half of them aren’t even working anymore, lazy PoSs.
Really makes me reconsider how I think about those selfish in-shape non-smoker bastards who won’t just smoke or overeat so they die young and make my healthcare cheaper
Is it really that excellent? Big “how do you do fellow kids” energy with this one. They all look like they could be the star of a gritty animated film noir feature about anthropomorphic animals set in wartime 1940s brooklyn. “The primal inside me”, get that triple entendre going for it.
A gritty reboot of Wind in the Willows. Mr. Toad is right there.
“Beyond the Wild Wood comes the Wild World,” said the Rat. "And that’s something that doesn’t matter, not a rat’s ass, if you pardon the pun. I’ve never been there, and I’m never going, nor you either, if you’ve got any sense in your thick fuckin skull.
I would watch the absolute fuck outta this hollywood fund this pls.
You can sort of get it by watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. The Weasels from Disney’s Wind in the Willows short film were adapted for the film perfectly as the Toon Patrol. Not only were the weasels already gangster-like thugs in the original, but the style is so well executed and to top it all off is the chefs kiss of naming them like the Seven Dwarves. Smartass, Greasy, Psycho, Wheezy, and Stupid.
