You can tell how they own an american restaurant instead of an italian one because they serve fettuccine alfredo and garlic bread.
No they serve fettuccine afraido and garlic dread can’t you read
veal pick-axe-a?
Ravi-holyshititsaghost
spaghouli and human balls
chicken marsaaaaaaaawe’reallgoingtodiela
wow, yeah i mean, the terrible ones really write themselves.
Where is this restaurant and how do I book a table?
you don’t book a table.
you BOOOOOOoooOoOOk a table.
it’s not a restaurant it’s a restahhhhhhhhomghowlongdoesthisjokelaasttruelythisishellomgkillmerant
Could also serve casu martzu. No name change needed, it’s scary enough as-is.
c/unexpectedsardinia
torturelini,
spookghetti,
penne arra-bat-a,
Pizza Morguerita
and you can serve Vampolicella or Mortepulciano
