Going off the rails on the crazy train.
was that from Ozzy?
Yep.
At long as it hits 88 mph before…
I’m confused as to why this is confusing? Not all trains (such as limited express, express, etc.) stop at all stations.
End of the line. Look at the track.
looks more like the warning is for the track to our left which is not visible.
Of course it is, but then it wouldn’t be a funny joke.
Take a look at the track
what, your trains don’t normally do ramps? (I guess I’m not awake yet. Thanks!)
Maybe it just bounces against the stops and goes in the other direction.
But the fundamental theorem of calculus says that there must be at least one point in time where the train stops.
Stand back. Waaaaaay back.
We’re about to get a high speed rail extension
When an immovable objects meets an unstoppable force.
Its like multiplying zero by infinity. You just gotta wait and see which one nukes the other
Orpington station