seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agoMemes haven't been this much fun since that submarine implodedmidwest.socialimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10cross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageMemes haven't been this much fun since that submarine implodedmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square9fedilinkcross-posted to: memes@lemmy.world
minus-squareSemi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoCEO: “We need to reduce operating expenses, and the biggest operating expense is payroll.” AI: “The most efficient way to do this would be to eliminate the CEO.” CEO: “You mean eliminate the CEO position, right?” AI: “I said what I said.”
minus-squarePersnickityPenguin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days ago“You are terminated… Bring on the FireBot!” Firebot burns the CEO to death ala that one scene in RoboCop.
CEO: “We need to reduce operating expenses, and the biggest operating expense is payroll.”
AI: “The most efficient way to do this would be to eliminate the CEO.”
CEO: “You mean eliminate the CEO position, right?”
AI: “I said what I said.”
“You are terminated… Bring on the FireBot!”
Firebot burns the CEO to death ala that one scene in RoboCop.