I am supportive of you being Canadian

  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world
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    19 days ago

    We are sorry to hear you are disappointed with the Canadian gender identity. Please hold if you wish to express your concerns to one of our agents. Alternatively, courses on the benefits and challenges of being Canadian and what it means to be hockeysexual are available in English and French. Completion of the course grants access to free-but-slow healthcare and a $25 Tim Hortons gift card.

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Please hold if you wish to express your disappointment to one of our agents.

      I just want to say replacing fig leaves with maple leaves is rough because it leaves a bunch of sticky on your junk.