TokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoThat's right!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkThat's right!lemmy.worldTokenBoomer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI appreciate the confidence, but girlfriends require time. While it would be cool and could be helpful to have that extra support around, all I can do is provide money and dick.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoAs a straight male, I could settle for half that.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI know right? Turns out the kind of fish you attract with that bait are on the “catch and dispose” list.
I appreciate the confidence, but girlfriends require time. While it would be cool and could be helpful to have that extra support around, all I can do is provide money and dick.
As a straight male, I could settle for half that.
I know right? Turns out the kind of fish you attract with that bait are on the “catch and dispose” list.