I found this one crazy schizophrenic-sounding blog once and this person hated Stuart Little so much. I wonder if this is why.
Maybe they were a kid on the adoption agency that got passed on by the family who adopted Stuart Little. Imagine someone preferring to adopt a literal mouse over you,a human kid.
Iirc in the original kids book, he’s just a fucked up human kid who’s 3 inches tall and covered in fur
In the original book he also wasn’t adopted, to be fair. He was just born looking like a mouse.
Happens all the time. I chose a snake over a child just a few months ago.
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Warning: it’s batshit insane and kinda disturbing.
https://nyapokamyau.neocities.org/
I found the quote about Stuart Little
I HATE DRUNKS AND I HATE DRUGS AND I FUCKING HATE STUART LITTLE. FUCK HIM. DISGUSTING PERVERT GROOMER MIDGET FUCKING SHIT EATER.
i do NOT understand how she got to stuart little from the rest of that omg
Well don’t hoard all the schizophrenic-sounding blogs just for yourself……
https://nyapokamyau.neocities.org/
It’s pretty crazy and kind of disturbing, even though it’s just text. Use find on page to search for “Stuart Little”
The mouse on the motorcycle would win, duh.
Neither is a match for Dangermouse
Yeah and fuck Johnathan Lipnicky.
This person is absolutely spot on, but there’s something so hilarious to me about how exasperated they seem with this debate, like they’re tired of having to constantly repeat themselves about that little bitch Stuart Little
i hate him so much
Honestly, even looking at him in the original image is pissing me off. What a smug little piece of shit.
Also Remy pilots a human mecha.
Holy shit imagine if Remy was also a rat New Type!
It’s a rat vs a mouse…rat hands down.
Riff Raff? Street rat?
I don’t buy that.
Martin the Warrior would kick their asses so hard the Mossflower monks would weep.
Wot wot!
I want to hate Stuart Little, but god damn was E.B. White a good writer. Even The Elements of Style is a great read just as a book in my opinion.
My money is on Fievel. After he went West, of course.
He was scarred for life after watching how the west was won and then lost his right leg in the civil war.
I always love to imagine the other orphans reaction when the family shows up and picks a rat over them
Stuart is a mouse. A mouse is like 1/3rd the size of a rat, he would be slaughtered.
In the book Stuart is a Mouse sized human.
But is he gangster
Oh god
This is the correct answer. Remy would skewer him from ass to mouth and then roast him on a spit (after seasoning him, of course). I’m sure he’d be delicious.
“I hate this debate” like it comes up all the time for them.
Yeah the apparent exasperation is the best part.
I wonder where Fievel fits into this whole thing…
Fievel would whoop Stuart’s ass, no question. Remy would still slaughter Fievel though. Rat vs mouse is no contest. Unless Fievel can call in his cat buddy, Tiger, as backup. But Tiger’s a bit of a lil bitch himself, so my money is still on Remy.
Every damn Thursday! Her friend Mike just won’t let it rest!
It’s him and Stewart Little, always arguing
Me. I’d win.
