PS: I’m leaving you three cookies this year, one of them is chocolate, one is a laxative and the other is filled with cyanide. And the milk has a surprise in it too.
santa feeds those to the reindeer. so enjoy the poop and puke on the roof next to a dead reindeer. three blocks over, you’ll find the wreckage of where they crashed into a building because they lost rudolph.
PS: I’m leaving you three cookies this year, one of them is chocolate, one is a laxative and the other is filled with cyanide. And the milk has a surprise in it too.
santa feeds those to the reindeer. so enjoy the poop and puke on the roof next to a dead reindeer. three blocks over, you’ll find the wreckage of where they crashed into a building because they lost rudolph.
That’ll teach him to play favorites with the reindeer.