The original without censorship is better
Does he remain erect all the time?
That’s why they call it the “captain’s log”
I love how Picard has a tattoo that says ‘engage’ down there.
And yet it still censors the naughty bits.
You have to tell the computer to disengage safety protocols.
Picard saying Engage every time hits different now
Is Beverly carrying a twentieth century clipboard?
That’s his mom right?
Blazin’ Bev
What, you assume because there are only two series regulars on the show who are women and only his mom is a redhead that this is… Yeah, you know what, that checks out
Does Guinan not count?
I don’t think that’s Guinan
Guinan is a recurring character, rather than a series regular.
AKSHUALLY, LaForge doesn’t view through the visor with his eyes, he has special implants that connect directly to his nervous system. It was these implants that allowed the Cardassians to subvert him. Because Wesley does not have these implants, *nerd snort* this meme is factually incorrect and makes no sense
It feeds into those red dots on the sides of his forehead, right?
Why he feeding data into his temporal lobe that needs to go to the occipital.
Because it’s second dual purpose is to hold the visor in place. It does it horribly considering how many times it was removed.
They’re called temples
Thank you so much for randomly saying this. I’m not a native English speaker, but listening to an audio book where that expression is sometimes used. I never knew what the fuck temple meant in that context.
I actually thought it might be a euphemism for genitals, virginity, sacrifice at temple or something like that.
I finally understand, I am finally free.
I don’t think LaForge is religious
But he does worship Dr. Brahms.
Your mom is factually incorrect and makes no sense.
So’s your face makes no sense!
No wait…
So’s your face!
“Joke’s on you; I’m into that shit” – Roddenberry, probably.
I… I…
Mmmh boomer humor star trek
wait, is this a joke now?
Is what a joke?
your comment
No?
So there’s real age/mindset-based tension in the trek community over series and/or generational themes - that a joke about nudity is a huge red flag?
The nudity is not the red flag, the everything else included/implied by the comic that’s wildly inappropriate and gross(which is a common aspect of boomer humor), especially for Star Trek, is the red flag.
Can you expand a bit? My understanding of boomer humour is that it’s sexist or racist, but I’m not seeing it here
It wouldn’t be Lemmy without the preteen eyeroll!
Swing and a miss
Now for the very dark inference we can make here: Geordi had his visor on this setting while he was hanging out with Wesley.
The episode where they actually show what Geordie sees through his visor now reminds me of what the world looks like through the pineal gland’s 3rd eye in From Beyond.
It. ATE. Him.
Engage deez nuts
Ironically, his nuts have the tattoo for what he yells when someone rings his office door.
“Come in”? 😛
Just “come”.
It’s too late; I’ve already seen everything.
