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Dr. Lettuce seething at not getting first listing.
Surely Lettuce is the lead author, unless it’s a Greek salad.
Cucumber is the worst part of a watermelon.
Who et al my salad?
LOL
Ew cucumber. Don’t pretend it’s part of a decent salad, much less the main one
Make a little tuna sandwich
Throw on a couple thin slices of cucumber
Congratulations, you now have a cucumber sandwich
(Why’s it taste so strong?)
Stupid cucumber
Dirty water tasting, phallus looking freaks.