“Idle hands are the devil’s plaything.”
See, if I don’t masturbate and let my hands be idle, that’s when Satan will get me. I’m jerking off to save my soul!
Hence the expression, “to ring the devil’s doorbell.”
I wish
I’m summoning Satan this very instant so I can make a deal to end class inequalities.
Thank you for your noble sacrifice.
Ugh. It won’t let me copy that hell yeah
卄乇ㄥㄥ ㄚ乇卂卄
I love you!
your bed will explode
Me jacking off to establish a trade route with hell.
My office chair is also in hell.
So, how often do you have to drive manually for the portal? You know, just so I can be prepared and have some sulphur and goat blood in the fridge
Honestly if heaven is filled with people who pedal shit like that, I’ll gladly spend an eternity in fire than suffer a moment with them
I have long said that should heaven/hell be actually real heaven is just full of pearl clutchers and prudes who view “fun” as evil and the real party is in hell and all that “eternal damnation” crap is just from their viewpoint and Satan is actually a pretty chill dude lol
Rip and tear
Sounds painful. Maybe take it easy for a few days, mate.
its a doom reference. One of the songs from that game is called “rip and tear”.
I know, I was trying to make a joke
I didn’t think masturbation needed the advocacy, but here we are.
I have been going to hell every day since I turned off the adult filter settings on google chrome.
