bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square470fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square470fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
sploosh
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchdate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepcat is watching you the whole time, judging…
Art 👌
Human contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!