bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgimagemessage-square461fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1imageThis world is cruel…feddit.orgbratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square461fedilink
minus-square299792458ms@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoWhat do you mean Linux is not in the list?
minus-squareMeatsOfRage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days ago“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoImagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
minus-squareKusimulkku@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoThen when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
minus-squareCancerMancer@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoWhen you propose it comes with an SLA
minus-square𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝙼𝚎𝚘𝚠@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days ago“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
minus-squareAurenkin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoIt’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
minus-squarescarilog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agodate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep
minus-squareⓂ3️⃣3️⃣ 🌌@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 days agocat is watching you the whole time, judging…
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoHumans? Disgusting. Furries? OwO!
minus-squarejmcs@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoThat usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.
What do you mean Linux is not in the list?
“I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”
sploosh
Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill
Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”
When you propose it comes with an SLA
“I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”
It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.
man touchdate; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleepcat is watching you the whole time, judging…
Art 👌
Human contact?
Ewww, no.
Humans? Disgusting.
Furries? OwO!
That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.