• boredtortoise@lemm.ee
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      1 month ago

      They’ll make it, preview audience will love it, some department president doesn’t get it so it’ll be shelved and never released for tax purposes.

  • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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    The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

    “NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

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    As Daffy plummets he mutters “it’s mine. all mine.” The lava subsumes him, leaving the ring floating on the lava. As the metal melts and becomes hot lava, the screen image tears and Porky pops up, waving bye. “th th th That’s all folks!” Fade to black. There are no credits.

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    I would pay good money to watch this. Bugs as Frodo. Porky as Sam. Daffy as Gollum. Marvin the Martian as Sauron. Foghorn Leghorn as Gandalf; Barnyard Dawg as Saruman. Elmer Fudd as Aragorn. Yakko and Wakko as Merry and Pippin. Hello Nurse as Eowyn.