High quality version
So many pixels!
His other name is Teleporno
As someone who’s a fan of the Silmarillion, idk how I never knew this.
“Celeborn was a Sindarin prince of Doriath, being the grandson of Elmo”
Teleporno, son of Pornhubo, brother of xHamster, brother-in-law of Thin-rod.
Real time ultra fast (self-?)censorship directly on the data input bus to the brainhole.
Nothing is prefect, let us just pretend this didn’t happen just now & lets enjoy the work further.
I’m guessing.
They also have this weird cousin named Nhentai that nobody wants to acknowledge.
Is it pronounced differently? Like Tokyo Sexwale isn’t pronounced like you just did in your head.
I wouldn’t televise mine but you do you celeborn
Look, homie just tryin to make a dollar while competing against hardcore orc porn and hobbit scat fetish. Leave him alone
hobbit porn is just a guy ripping fat tokes on a pipe while gently stroking a rake
Dammit, and I just changed underwear!
“Is this one of those illegal channels? It’s so blurry you can’t even see anything. Oh wait there it is, wow, I thought that was an arm at first.”
If we wanna be pedantic (and I usually do), Pippin’s Real Name is Razanur.
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Where is that mentioned? I don’t remember it from the books.
It’s in the appendices. It tells us the authentic Westron names of all the main Hobbits we follow.
Hey, he earned that name in battle! Wear it proudly!
What did he do to earn his real name?
Maybe he found some interesting new uses for a Palantir.
Post your full real name and date of birth in the comments bellow to be just like your favourite lotr character
