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minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 days agoBut think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
minus-squareirelephant 🍭@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 hours agoSome people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
minus-squarefinkrat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 day agoLmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoWell, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em. What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either… Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
minus-squareshalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoI’d be shooting dust within an hour.
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 days agoI thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoYes, but what about second orgasm button?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoNot sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
minus-squareZorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 day agoMaybe it moved? Best to check, just in case
But think of the orgasm button. I know that can’t end well, but what a way to go.
Some people would treat that thing like cookie clicker.
Lmao I’m asexual and hate my libido, totally get where you’re going with this but you’re accidentally not helping (and it’s not your fault, you tried, sorry mate)
Well, shit, that part of the sales pitch usually snags 'em.
What about a button to turn OFF…no, that’s not much help either…
Fine, you can have your damned exemption.
Appreciate it :>
I’d be shooting dust within an hour.
I thought the orgasm button was in my butt?
Yes, but what about second orgasm button?
Not sure, mine’s in my weiner I think?
Maybe it moved? Best to check, just in case