Why accept the head when you can have the whole cow?

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    We don’t accept bills larger than $20, gold bars or heads of cattle for payment. [emphasis added]

    $20 < gold bar < head of cattle

    Redundant. The second two are already larger than a twenty dollar bill.

    The dimensions of a dollar bill are
    6.14 inches in length and
    2.61 inches in width along with a
    thickness of 0.0043 inches.

    Size of a standard gold bar:
    7 inches ×
    3⅝ inches ×
    1¾ inches

    (Cow head, lol: ~20in3)

    Head of Cattle:
    Height: 62.2”-67.3”
    Width: 23.6”-25.6”
    Length: 93”-98”