Just because you have a question does not make it an emergency on my part.

This is it for me. If someone is an auditory processor, or needs a more nuanced conversation in order to understand something, I sympathize. But not everyone is like that. Just send a quick message asking to chat (or better yet, find time on my calendar if it’s for work), and then I can prepare what I know on the subject, review it, and get back to you.

Otherwise you’re going to get an ear full of ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
uhhhhh hmm
hang on, I was just
hang on, just loooking that upp…
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Right, so
(silence while I’m reading)
Right, uh, so
Okay
It was last Tuesday
Was that it?