• Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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    If you do “Attract Female”, “Attract Male” and “Vampirism” you’ll be able to pull the entire gender spectrum!

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    What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

    Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

    And does immortality come with eternal youth?

  • MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world
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    Well, immortality and invulnerability are a definite to deal with some existential dread.

    Then I suppose insanely rich because you’re going to need a lot of money to make investments on a forever time scale.

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      I can give you some immortality-related existential dread if you want

      Wikipedia’s Timeline of the Far Future didn’t make me comfortable with my own mortality so much as it made me even more afraid of immortality

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      I feel like teleportation gets you an ability that makes money just fine. Hell, just invulnerability makes you valuable for cleaning up nuclear accidents like Chernobyl and Fukushima.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    Anyone who is planning shenanigans and doesn’t take phasing or teleportation is asking for it. Sooner or later some government entity or another is going to try to put you in some kind of prison and you’d better have an escape card. Especially if you also take immortality. If you’re immortal and some asshole Cask of Amontillados you, you’re going to be pissed off about it forever.

    And is “divine powers” just a free combo deal of magic, invisibility, and immortality?

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      If you take immortality, you also probably need to take healing. Being mortally wounded and unable to die sounds, uh, bad.

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    I feel ‘Magic’ is able to cover a lot of these…

    Anyway

    Immortality, Insanely Rich, Magic.

    I will then become a supervillainous evil wizard. Sorry-not-sorry.

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      Immortal, invulnerable, teleport. I’m sure the super rich I can acquire in a lifetime or two in 1 hour deliveries. Cargo ship from U.S. to Australia in an hour, got you. Rich people need organ transplants? Poof.

      Military needs someone to take someone out? Poof. A few contracts and now your stacking bank accounts.

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    “Attractive Female”, “Divine Power” because what power doesn’t fall under that, and “Insanely Rich.”

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    I will be Useless Man!

    Radiation, super smell, syphon ability (there are no super heros so no abilities to syphon.)

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      From this chart, being attractive, smart, or rich are abilities, even gadgets is listed. Logically it doesn’t make sense, but following the rules laid out, those are probably up for grabs.

      Also, who knows what they mean by magic, maybe you can go look up David Blaine.

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      He can siphon a tank of gas quicker than anybody else. He makes a living stealing gas from parking lots.