Today, I had an arbitration meeting, and when I walked in with a bag full of Big Beef and Cheddars with Horsey sauce, my client fired me!

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    5 months ago

    A man and officer are sitting in a interragation room. Man: I know my rights.i won’t speak without a lawyer present.

    Officer: You are the lawyer!

    Man: Yes,so where is my present?

    Why do students studying to become lawyers drink so much? They are practicing for the bar.