shderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 days agoGod doesn't listen to Slayer!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square77fedilinkarrow-up11.26Karrow-down128
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minus-squareLouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·13 days agoIf God is good, they’ll have a thing for goth girls.
minus-squareDerArzt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·13 days agoAnd if God is bad, they’ll have a thing for goth girls
minus-squareBillegh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 days agoI hope it isn’t the deific version of the thing I have for goth girls. I won’t stand a chance anymore.
minus-squarecan@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-213 days agoHow else could we reconcile being made in their* image?
minus-squareZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoIf god is anything like the dominionists, his only thing for goth girls is “convincing them to become trad wives”. (I knew a few of these guys unfortunately, the very few that managed to get laid turned out to be massive abusive assholes)
If God is good, they’ll have a thing for goth girls.
And if God is bad, they’ll have a thing for goth girls
I hope it isn’t the deific version of the thing I have for goth girls. I won’t stand a chance anymore.
How else could we reconcile being made in their* image?
If god is anything like the dominionists, his only thing for goth girls is “convincing them to become trad wives”. (I knew a few of these guys unfortunately, the very few that managed to get laid turned out to be massive abusive assholes)