Orange man was erected
I’m looking forward to a constant stream of news about
tweetsxcrementsNice lady shockingly flaccid
Doubtful at his age
He’s the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we’ll get lucky and he’ll overdose and his cock will explode.
I’ve heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.
He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.
Or he could pay off a pornstar again.
Apparently he stinks too high heavens. Gotta pay a lot.
Orange man is back to terrorize us all
Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”
* rady
On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him “I want to taste your cook”.
ちがう - Isn’t it? / Wasn’t it?
It’s the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.
“Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair.”
I have elections evely day
Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:
The Orange Man and the Nice Lady
Wow that’s exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!
