When the Moss and mildew and mold grow in, it just adds to the naturalism
“How’s your relationship?”
“It’s rocky.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“I mean, it’s really in the shitter.”
This makes me want to throw up and break shit.
He’s too stoned, Nintendo
Talk about taking your bathroom for granite!
Morty: “GRANT-ed! Rick, did you think it was granite!? To think you were some kind of rock or boulder person. I can’t believe you didn’t know the right word was granted.”
A black light would blind you in this room
Rock solid solution
I like that it’s environmentally friendly. When you’re done you can just slide your ass along the seat to scrape yourself clean.
This will rock your world
How do I flush this?
I mean, ok. But why the toilet?!
I think it’s a bidet
What is that down in teh corner, a wheel arch? Is this installed in the bed of a pickup truck?
Imagine all your shits becoming the grout that holds this stone toilet together after a decade of dumps.
I just fainted dead away.
I can feel the pinches just looking at it.
Where’s the flusher?!
Looks like a bidet not a toilet, see the tap handles?
