“wellthatsucks” seems like a slight understatement, maybe “ihavenowordstoexpresshowfuckedthisis”

Time to deploy that inflatable swimming pool before popping the bubble.

I have seen this movie before. You’re about to be visited by a paranormal.

Paint is amazing

Is that the one where the guy moved all his stuff out of the way, but moved it back after the building management said it was fine, and then it popped?

Put down some paper towels

Can’t recall it fully, but I think this is a custom flexible ceiling that’s fixed in place with steel rods where it touches other walls so it’s basically doing what it should be doing! You slowly drain it by sticking a circle of tape and puncturing it in the middle.