Single moms in your area.

What about editing Windows registry? What does that rank? Hkey local machine?

No amount of desirable hobbies will ever make up for ugly. If you’re handsome then your hobbies are considered cute and they are markers of your creativity. If you are ugly then those same hobbies are evidence that you are a dweeb, goober, dork, or weird.

No, reading comic books doesn’t count . Neither does heating up cold pizza. Nor doodling 3d transparent cubes

Farting on cats was 28th.

It was 17th on the list and didn’t make the cut. Was right below picking boogers and wiping them on the wall.

The forgot live dungeons and dragons role playing, and metal detecting. You do those?

Yes. I try to educate them when I see this particular form of American exceptionalism. They think that for the price of a plane ticket they will get a Fantasy Island welcome with Mr Roark and a harem of women waiting to wipe their ass with silk.

Yes. As someone who’s emigrated and researched it I can say many desirable countries are more difficult to get in to than the US.

American’s attitude that they can just “leave” with a passport and a backpack is just another form of American exceptionalism.

Canada is no different than most other developed nations in their immigration requirements.

I suspect you’re joking. But most developed countries wont accept anyone with a criminal record.

This is a typical process similar to other countries as well.

You mean Dicksantis?