When software betrays you, sever.

Jesus fuck, Firefox needs a default volume for bare videos besides FULL BLAST.

Especially when you link to a video that opens with a fucking gunshot!

… wow, that explains a lot.

Made even funnier by terms like “street furniture,” which includes the bench, the bus stop, the stop sign, and the curb.

Retroactively.

Neural networks are proof that we suck at defining things, but our labels are excellent.

Sometimes dead is better.

Jason Scott compared “we’ve been acquired by Yahoo!” to “we found a lump.”

That was easily ten years ago.

Fuck-all was the good option.

RIP Tumblr.

Relevant XKCD.

The gradient from “cute” to “horny” is difficult to describe, but clear to see.

!unixsocks@lemmy.blahaj.zone

Nazis making shit up and moderation failing to silence them is not a question of eloquence. Fuck off with that.

Language barrier.

Also, glass barrier.

Cats run windows all the time.

Round back.

“Oh come on, why the fuck, there’s no possible reason this code should-- wrong variable.”

I have too many comments reading “… how did this ever work?”

“What would you call this show?”

… Holocaust Survivor.