YES

He ain’t wearing pants

List of things that don’t exist:

• Horses

Yeah I was thinking that would be the other big one. It’s either ‘I’m down to fuck’ or throws gang signs. With the occasional ‘Prepare to sortie we’ve got an unidentified threat in our airspace!!’

Aren’t most bird songs just fancy booty calls

I just don’t like the British lifestyle being forced down my throat. They even have an anthem and such. Why can’t they just be quietly British. I don’t rub my non-Britishness on them.

Well you see, the point is to prevent people from voting.

Just send the screenshot and have a good laugh

Ridiculous leg strength to hold that position