First thing I thought of was the “Elementary School Musical” episode of South Park.

Dammit, I came up with a Halloween costume too late. The plan would’ve been to dress up as a ‘like’ button, and get drunk.

You say that, but “vote blue no matter who” is exactly this argument under the paint.

I’m on this kick of pointing out that the utilitarian ethical calculation still works with 100% Hitler and 100.1% Hitler. Harm minimization, baby!

Oh boy, if you haven’t, read its history. Its real history. Wild stuff.

See, that’s the thing: It’s the passing lane, not the fast lane. A lot of semis are speed governed to 65MPH, so if I’m doing the 70MPH speed limit, I need to use it to pass them.

The left lane, and how no, it’s not for going as fast as you want to drive.

I left my bathroom clock on standard time, because it’s hard to reach. Now I have to remember that it’s correct again.

We couldn’t get new parts from Yugoslavia, for some reason.

Funny thing, when I moved in, my last apartment had a refrigerator that was made in Yugoslavia. It died.